The Post Bachelorette Sunday Scaries
The Sunday Scaries are real. After a big bachelorette weekend they come all the harder. Here is what we’ve learned from our travels.
Fright or flight: Get out of dodge early! One of our favorite moves is an early Sunday flight home. Don't even think about a connecting flight. Imagine your emotional and physical state that Sunday morning, seriously. $50 - $100 more bucks to get yourself back home and on your own couch is going to seem like a steal when you find your connecting flight is delayed in Des Moines.
Worst airport: Vegas. “Nothing's worse than a southern girl's Sunday Scaries in the McCarran International Airport,” - A fellow Bridesmaid. It's a purgatory unmatched by any other airport in our experience. The only antidote is denial and distraction in the form of the hair of the dog and a trashy mag. Focus on their insane stories instead of your own from the previous nights.
Driving: If you have to drive yourself a long distance home we hope you have good people with you, a soothing playlist prepared and a full tank of gas.
Worst Stretch of Road: I-16 in Georgia. This desolate speed trap will suck the remaining life right out of your soul. Pay attention to that gas tank because the gas stations are few and far between. If worst comes to worst, we are not beneath a cat nap in the Cracker Barrel parking lot. Safety first!
In town: Take to social media and your group chat to relive the highlights of last night. Apply as many Instagram filters necessary to your favorite pic and post away. As you sip on your coconut water and order your comfort food of choice, let the ping of all those likes and #takemebacks bring you back to life. It’s pretty much scientifically proven to improve your mood.